GOD DAMN FUCKING EXHAUST CLAMP MOTHERFUCKERS

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
09/12/2014 at 22:16 • Filed to: None

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I NEED TO TAKE THE CAR ON A ROAD TRIP IN 12 HOURS AND THIS BULLSHIT EXHAUST KEEPS FALLING APART AND DRAGGING MY GLASSPACK ON THE GROUND.

MOTHER FUCKER.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
09/12/2014 at 22:17

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Just do them right, it's not that hard.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/12/2014 at 22:18

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I have no welder, none of my friends with welders are available, and I don't have a drill to drill holes in the pipes and tie them together with wire. Even if I had any of that I can't get the car off the ground far enough to get any equipment larger than a rachet under there with me


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
09/12/2014 at 22:19

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I'm talking about the clamps. Don't use the cheap shitty ones and they work just fine.


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
09/12/2014 at 22:20

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Open headers. If you get stopped just say you're taking it to the exhaust shop.

Please note : this strategy requires a friend in the passenger seat constantly googling the next closest exhaust shop on their phone.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
09/12/2014 at 22:25

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Know what you need? You need claramag and their flux core welder. I CAN SAVE THE DAY


Kinja'd!!! BJ > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
09/12/2014 at 22:40

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Solution?

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Kinja'd!!! scoob > BJ
09/12/2014 at 23:20

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This is also a(n) (controversial) answer to another issue.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2014 at 01:19

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I used like $4 clamps from AutoZone. I'm not really sure how a better one can be made, but a few holes, some thick wire, and a bunch of HVAC duct tape later and I have a reasonably-non-leaky temporary fix until I can get over to my friends house where a welder resides.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > BJ
09/13/2014 at 01:20

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So I need to abort the car?


Kinja'd!!! BJ > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
09/13/2014 at 11:15

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Either that or use the hanger wire to hold the exhaust in place temporarily...

LOL